Funny slogans use by the protesters in JAN LOK PAL

I understand how important putting a disclaimer at the start itself is. So here it goes, this article is not intended to hurt anyone’s emotion in any way, though the characters used are handpicked from real life incidents. The article is scribbled solely for the purpose of some light entertainment and should not be taken otherwise.
Here is a comprehensive list of those funny slogans which are to be seen at the protests and on social networking websites :

• Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibbal Chuhaaaa! Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen ke dance karo!! – Haha, requesting a dance from Manmohan Singh, that too with bangles in hands, what can be bizarre than that

• Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikammi hai! – What’s that , though lacks clarity of thought, but whatever it is, it pastes a smile.

• Gali ka kutta kaisa ho, Kapil Sibbal jaisa ho!! – Do people have priorities about how their gali ka kutta should be?? , Funnier even, Kapil Sibbal fits in the criteria.

• kapil sibbal ko kute ne kata to kuta pagal ho gaya….. – Kapil Sibbal has seemingly come into the light once again and everywhere with dogs .

• Anna 24 ghante chaukanna- I don’t know whether this is a humble request from his supporters or a warning from opposition.

• Lal, Bal, Pal and now Lokpal – Wow, people are observant here.

• We shall overcome…we shall overcome..we shall overcome…
  oh haaazaaaaray
  Oh deep in my heart
  I do believe
  we shall overcome, hazare. – Respect for this song!

• Manmohan jiska tau hai, wo sarkar bikau hai!! – Again, similar to the Sonia Gandhi one above.

• Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya, dekho Rahul bhag gaya! – Considering this to be non-sarcastic, I am glad Rahul is not tagged as being a youth leader, thankfully! Didn’t we had enough of it in the past?

• Sarkar hamari chewingum hai., ANNA hamare SINGHAM hai…! – Pleeeeease, Anna says he is not into movies or politics.

• Anna nahin yeh Aandhi hai, Vartmaan ka Gandhi hai – ….aandhi??? and annaji has also said not to compare him with Gandhiji …

• Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Anna Hazaare is a Superstar – Yes, indeed he is. Gone are the days when I used to type Anna and google suggested Kornikova . Haha, Anna’s followers must be really glad to see this. Atleast the revolution has started to reap fruits, it’s just about time that hamari sarkar thinks of having a taste of them.

• ‎1234 band karo ye bhrashtachar - I so much wish so.

• Main bhi anna tu bhi anna, ab toh sara desh hai anna - Though I read today in newspaper the movement is about becoming anna, it is about lokpal bill

• Desh ko Ajgaro se Bachaana hai, Bhrashtachaar ko mitaana hai -
  

• And the new pepsi slogan..here it is “Yeh Dil maange something more, Bhaago is desh ke saare chor ….”

• Waah re Congress kya hai tera khel.. Kasab ko biryani aur Anna ko Jail- Aha, I know you all were waiting for this one.

• Bharat Sarkar ki Gulami ko Mitana Hoga, Anna ki andhi ko toofan banana Hoga - Some very passionate follower, having an interest in conversion of energy from one form to another, must have loved it.

• Jo Anna nahin wo Ganna hai… – Kya zabardasti hai yaar

• Sonia ghandi soi hai,iska ab na koi hai,bharat ko ab jagana hai , anna ka sath nibhana hai ! Must say, while writing rhymes, people do take care of politicians, Sonia Gandhi “soi hai”…amazing!!

• Pradhan mantri sharam karo.. chulu bhar pani mein doob maro - Manmohan Singh ji, please don’t mind, people are in anger, that’s why someone might have quoted it. Chullu bhar pani me dub kar koi nahi mar sakta

• Mera Neta Chor Hai – This is what impact our bollywood movies have.

• And the best one to shout near the police .. Ye ander ki baat hai, police hamare saath hai!! - haha, I wish!!

Anna Hazare surely has brought out a creative Indian out of the nook and corners of India, hoping that corruption is also rooted out from the same nook and corners; I end this article here, to witness both the uprisings, Anna Hazare and the slogans.

thanks to nidhi

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